Intro: Keep It Simple, Stupid x4

1. Loose lips sink ships and they get kissed often.
Kiss just to get the ditz to quit talking.
Gettin’ all giddy ‘cause you got a date
But a date’s not a date ‘til you osculate.
One kiss for good luck, two for resistin.’
Heed this warning if you’re new to kissing:
It has been known on rare occasions to result in a crucifixion.
Kiss up to the boss or no promotion.
Steal a kiss and get slapped, nose broken.
Smothered with kisses, what a way to die.
Kiss like you mean it because it’s a lie.
Make every cent count at the kissing booth.
Get your money’s worth, kid, chip a tooth.
Kissing-games, spit-swappin’ youth.
Play truth or dare, and don’t dare pick “truth.”
Everybody cool’s at the make-out party, all dolled up, playing kissy-face.
A kiss on the cheek is cheap, weak technique, dry little peck and a limp embrace.
Only kiss and tell when the kiss is awful.
Some pray while they play spin the bottle.
But no amount of prayer is gonna switch one of these stiff pimply kids with a model.
Hard to believe by minute seven
That this is a fair portrayal of Heaven.
Always guessed that Heaven was less of mess
And a lot less awkward, I digress.
A naïve girl and the Epstein-bar virus are sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
D-I-S-E-A-S-E

Chorus: (Kissing)
Just a little overrated.
(Kissing)
It’s what this song is dedicated to, I guess.
(Kissing)
I ain’t the best but listen:
(Kissing)
Don’t want you thinking I’m frigid.
(Kissing)
Everybody knows how.
(Kissing)
If you don’t wanna do it now, I won’t complain.
(Kissing)
But it’s the main event
(Kissing)
So if not now when?

2. You’re nervous for your first kiss, you’re anxious, you’re impatient.
Might be better off settling for mouth to mouth resuscitation.
Braces tangled, caught in a lip-lock, how could it go so awry?
Kiss of death to your social status, you can kiss it goodbye.
Neither hugs nor drugs, the kiss is king.
Pucker up and kiss the ring.
Kissable lips are thick and soft.
You can kiss my grits or you can Kiss off!
At the dawn of time on a primitive park bench
A couple used tongue long before the French.
Sign that note with a row of Xs.
She might be charmed, might find it sexist.
To have and to hold, for better or worse, blah, blah, now your life’s complete.
I pronounce you man and wife, you may now kiss the bride’s feet.
Kiss me I’m (insert a nationality here).
Wake Sleeping Beauty with a kiss, not a prince, just a common volunteer.
Politicians kissing the babies.
Sneak around and kiss home-wrecking ladies.
Go home to their wives, but their alibis falter
When their wives find lipstick on their collars.
Kiss a wound to make it better
but never plant a kiss on lips with a blister.
One of these days, Alice, straight to the moon.
One of these days, Pow! Right in the kisser!

Chorus: (Kissing)
Just a little overrated.
(Kissing)
It’s what this song is dedicated to, I guess.
(Kissing)
I ain’t the best but listen:
(Kissing)
Don’t want you thinking I’m frigid.
(Kissing)
Everybody knows how.
(Kissing)
If you don’t wanna do it now, I won’t complain.
(Kissing)
But it’s the main event
(Kissing)
So if not now when?

3. A smooch and a smack are kissing cousins.
Mistletoe means slips in judgment.
Blown kiss caught and dropped in the pocket.
Sealed with a kiss and a kiss unlocks it.
Kiss me, you fool, we’re on the kiss cam.
Shipwrecked sailors kiss the dry land.
Coin-op kiss-o-meter, put your quarters in.
Too many Hershey’s, kiss the porcelain.
Foul, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Kiss and make up with your spouse or sleep on the couch.
Too eloquent, kissed the Blarney Stone.
Neck in the car in no parking zones.
Don’t tolerate Knights In Satan’s Service.
Send those clowns right back to the circus.
European greetings shouldn’t concern us.
One last kiss with a dip couldn’t hurt us.

Chorus: (Kissing)
Just a little overrated.
(Kissing)
It’s what this song is dedicated to, I guess.
(Kissing)
I ain’t the best but listen:
(Kissing)
Don’t want you thinking I’m frigid.
(Kissing)
Everybody knows how.
(Kissing)
If you don’t wanna do it now, I won’t complain.
(Kissing)
But it’s the main event
(Kissing)
So if not now when?