1. I spent my first 27 years clearing my throat.
As soon as I spoke I started with the second-guessing.
I took another year to reassess the approach.
Now it’s back to the well for another round of regressing.
I’m an at-least-twice-in-a-lifetime event.
I reappear, reaffirm, reinvent—I repent.
I resent any implication that I’m drying out.
With a Free Refill, a spill’s nothing to cry about.
If you were hoping that this was a redo or a mulligan
You’ll be out in the cold again when you find I’m full of bull again.
Check the bulletin, dramatic change is sort of a pain.
Keep your cup and fill it up with more of the same
At no extra charge, now you’re doubling your value.
Always be refilling, just finished, or about to.
There’s no cheaper thrill than a free refill
And there are very few better applications of free will.
Rephilistines not participating: correct it.
Sloppiness is not an inherent quality of seconds.
20 ounces turns to 40, 32 to 64
44 to 88, it’s a good night to stay awake.
Twice as nice at one price, if you want my advice
It’s a better bargain going easy on the ice.
If it’s true that there’s nothing new under the sun,
Then it’s probably unwise to think anything’s one and done.
Straining your bladder, it doesn’t matter if you’re sick of it.
You gotta take advantage of a deal when presented with it.
If you can’t meet the challenge and force it down
You should refill anyway and pour it on the ground.
We keep mistaking being obstinate for perseverance.
We keep mistaking being stubborn for strength.
We keep finishing our drinks and feeling unsatiated
So let us refill for free with pleasure and give thanks.

Chorus: Fill it up, drink it down, fill it up again and again and again,
We’ll drink the Earth dry before the refills end.
The free refills flow in glorious cascades,
Only suckers pay for refills these days.
Can I get a refill, miss?
Can I get another refill, miss?
Can I get a refill after the refill that I get after this?
Fill it up, drink it down, fill it up again and again and again,
We’ll drink the Earth dry before the refills end.
The free refills flow in glorious cascades,
Only suckers pay for refills these days.
Can I get a refill, brother?
Can I get another refill, brother?
After the refill after that refill can I then have another?